woodpigeon

You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.


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Mom: why is everything on the floor?
Me: gravity mom

“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”

“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”

“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”

“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”

(via lohanthony)